The Process
You bring the gossip. We create the scandal.
It's not a boring questionnaire. It's an interview with a tabloid editor who genuinely wants the full story.
Choose your victim
Pick the person you want to immortalise — a mate, partner, colleague, sibling, or anyone who thoroughly deserves it.
Spill the secrets
Enter The Newsroom and tell Monty Press, our Editor-in-Chief, about their personality, embarrassing incidents, funny habits and inside jokes. Upload a clear reference photo so they're recognisable.
We manufacture the scandal
We turn your brief into a professionally created personalised newspaper front page or a 12-page illustrated adult storybook, complete with an original story and supporting characters.
Unleash the evidence
Receive your finished gift as a high-quality digital PDF or a premium printed edition. Present it. Watch their face. Laugh. Repeat.
Meet Monty Press
Editor-in-Chief of The Scandal Factory. Eccentric, quick-witted and relentlessly curious. He believes every customer is a journalist bringing him an exclusive — and he'll dig until he finds the funny.
The Editorial Dossier
At the end of the interview, Monty presents a structured summary of everything collected — names, story, incidents, inside jokes, humour level and photo status. You review it, correct anything, and it's saved under a unique brief reference linked to your order.
Enter The Newsroom