New Zealand · Personalised Novelty Gifts
We make your friends famous.
For all the wrong reasons.
TURN EMBARRASSING STORIES, TERRIBLE DECISIONS AND QUESTIONABLE PERSONALITIES INTO HILARIOUS PERSONALISED NEWSPAPERS AND ILLUSTRATED ADULT STORYBOOKS.
01 / 04 · Front Page
The Breaking News Newspaper
Pick your weapon of banter
Pick your weapon of humiliation
The Process
You bring the gossip. We create the scandal.
Choose your victim
Select the person you want to immortalise — mate, partner, colleague, sibling. Anyone who deserves it.
Spill the secrets
Tell our AI newsroom editor about their personality, embarrassing incidents, funny habits and inside jokes.
We manufacture the scandal
We turn those details into a professionally created personalised newspaper or storybook.
Unleash the evidence
Receive the finished gift in your chosen digital or physical format. Present. Laugh. Repeat.
The Evidence
Previously exposed
NewspaperCaptain Checklist Books The Wrong Bloody Year
Seven spreadsheet tabs. Zero beds. Daniel Fletcher's surprise getaway becomes a masterclass in premature arrival.
NewspaperEx-Cop Chambo Sells Caravans
Tiny Hands, Big Ambitions: Former officer trades handcuffs for holiday homes in shocking career U-turn.
NewspaperZander Hits 200 Gym Classes
Shorts fear for their lives as Zander clocks his 200th class.
StorybookBen Howes & the Great Beer Heist
One man. One dog. Six missing kegs. Absolutely no trousers. A 12-page illustrated caper starring Ben Howes.
StorybookSam Howes & the Holiday from Hell
Sun, sea, and one unforgettable disaster after another.
StorybookKneady for Love
He's got the buns. Just not the girl. Starring Dave Henderson in Henderson's Bakery.
StorybookDave Henderson: The Baker Who Can't Get A Date
Great with bread. Terrible with women. Starring Dave Henderson in 6 hilarious comic panels.
Every occasion
The perfect gift for someone who deserves it
Delivery
How would you like your scandal delivered?
Digital Edition
- • High-quality downloadable PDF
- • Beautiful digital presentation
- • Interactive flipbook for storybooks
- • Personalised sharing link
- • No shipping charges
Delivered electronically after creation.
Printed Edition
- • Premium printed newspaper
- • Full-colour stapled storybook
- • Optional digital copy included
- • Professional third-party printing
- • Physical shipping
Physical ordering enables once printing & shipping rates are configured.
Someone you know is about to become very famous.
And there's absolutely nothing they can do about it.
Start a scandalWe want you to absolutely love your personalised creation. If you're not happy with what we've made, we'll give you your money back. Simple as that.