The Adult Storybook · 18+

Everyone has a story. Some should never be published.

Imagine your best mate starring in a beautifully illustrated adventure. Now imagine that adventure involving all their most embarrassing habits, terrible decisions and personal disasters. Welcome to your own personalised adult storybook.

From $49 digital · $89 printed

A complete 12-page book

1 front cover

Personalised, illustrated, starring your character.

10 story pages

An original plot with supporting characters and personal jokes.

1 back cover

A funny, memorable ending to finish the book.

Pick a theme

Holiday From HellCrime and CorruptionFantasy DisasterSporting CatastropheRomantic TrainwreckWorkplace ChaosSurprise Me

Pick an ending

Happy EndingComplete HumiliationUnexpected TwistTerrible Life LessonSurprise Me

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Ben Howes & the Great Beer Heist

One man. One dog. Six missing kegs. Absolutely no trousers. A 12-page illustrated caper starring Ben Howes.

Sam Howes & the Holiday from Hell

Sam Howes & the Holiday from Hell

Sun, sea, and one unforgettable disaster after another.

Digital Edition

High-quality PDF with an interactive flipbook preview, delivered electronically. No shipping.

$49

Printed Edition

Full-colour, stapled 12-page booklet, professionally printed and shipped. Optional digital copy included.

$89

Available once printing & shipping rates are configured.

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Reader questions

Is this suitable for children?+

No. The Adult Storybook is intended for adults aged 18 and over. The humour is rude, ridiculous and written for grown-ups.

How many pages is it?+

Twelve pages in total: one personalised front cover, ten illustrated story pages, and one back cover. A complete, professionally designed book.

Will the character look like my mate?+

We use your reference photographs to preserve likeness. Clear, well-lit photos with good angles give the best result. We emphasise recognisable characters, without guaranteeing an exact match.

Can I pick the story theme and ending?+

Yes. Choose a genre and a preferred ending in The Newsroom, or let Monty surprise you.

Their downfall starts on page one.

Create their story