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Terms & Conditions

Draft — pending business-owner and legal review

Personalised products

All products are bespoke and created to order from the information you supply in The Newsroom. The finished item depends on the quality and detail of your brief and reference photographs.

Satire, not defamation

Our products are personalised satire intended for humour. You confirm that the information and photographs you provide are supplied with the consent of, or in good faith regarding, the subject. We reserve the right to decline content we consider hateful, harassing, or genuinely defamatory.

Pricing

Prices are in New Zealand dollars (NZD). Final pricing is confirmed at checkout from your configured Payments products.

Production times

Each product is created after ordering. Turnaround times are confirmed once production is set up; we do not promise a date we cannot keep.

Digital and printed editions

Digital editions are delivered electronically as a downloadable PDF. Printed editions are fulfilled once printing specifications and shipping rates are configured.