The Breaking News Newspaper
Breaking news: your friend is about to become the story.
Some moments are too embarrassing to forget. We make sure of it. Give us the gossip, the photographs and the questionable decisions, and we'll turn them into a personalised tabloid masterpiece.
From $29 digital · $69 printed
What's in the paper
Headlines we've run
Captain Checklist Books The Wrong Bloody Year
Seven spreadsheet tabs. Zero beds. Daniel Fletcher's surprise getaway becomes a masterclass in premature arrival.
Ex-Cop Chambo Sells Caravans
Tiny Hands, Big Ambitions: Former officer trades handcuffs for holiday homes in shocking career U-turn.
Zander Hits 200 Gym Classes
Shorts fear for their lives as Zander clocks his 200th class.
Your headline here
We write it from your gossip.
How it works
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Enter The Newsroom
Click 'Report a Scandal' and meet Monty Press, your editor.
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Spill the secrets
Answer Monty's interview about your victim's finest moments.
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Upload a photo
A clear reference photo keeps them recognisable.
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We manufacture it
We build your tabloid front page from your brief.
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Unleash the evidence
Receive your digital PDF or printed newspaper.
Digital Edition
High-quality downloadable PDF, delivered electronically after creation. No shipping.
$29
Printed Edition
Premium physical newspaper, professionally printed and shipped.
$69
Available once printing & shipping rates are configured.
Questions from the newsroom
What do you need from me?+
The recipient's name, the main newsworthy event, their personality traits, nicknames, inside jokes, embarrassing incidents, anyone else involved, and a clear reference photograph. Our editor Monty walks you through it all in The Newsroom.
How personal can the headline be?+
As personal as your gossip allows. We build the headline and articles from the details you supply. You set the humour intensity and flag anything off-limits.
Will they actually look recognisable?+
We use your reference photographs to preserve likeness. Clear, well-lit photos give the best result. We can't guarantee an exact match, but recognisable characters are the whole point.
Digital or printed?+
Both. The digital edition is a high-quality PDF delivered electronically. The printed edition is a premium physical newspaper — available once printing and shipping are configured.