The Movie Poster
Your mate, the blockbuster nobody asked for.
Give us the gossip, the photographs and the questionable life decisions, and we'll turn them into a cinematic one-sheet that casts your mate as the lead they definitely aren't. Sensational taglines, a ridiculous plot, and full cast credits.
From $39 digital · $69 printed
What's on the poster
From the premiere
Kneady for Love
He's got the buns. Just not the girl. Starring Dave Henderson in Henderson's Bakery.
Your title here
We write it from your gossip.
How it works
- 1
Enter The Newsroom
Click 'Cast Them in a Scandal' and meet Clint Eastwouldn't.
- 2
Pitch the script
Answer Clint's 10-step interview about your star's finest disasters.
- 3
Upload their headshot
A clear reference photo keeps your star recognisable.
- 4
We shoot the picture
We build your cinematic one-sheet complete with credits.
- 5
Premiere night
Receive your digital download or printed poster.
Digital Edition
High-quality downloadable PDF, delivered electronically after creation. No shipping.
$39
Printed Edition
Premium physical poster, professionally printed and shipped.
$69
Available once printing & shipping rates are configured.
Questions from the premiere
What do you need from me?+
The recipient's name, the movie genre, their personality, the ridiculous plot, nicknames, inside jokes, embarrassing incidents, anyone else in the movie, and a clear reference photograph. Monty walks you through it all in The Newsroom.
How personal can the poster be?+
As personal as your gossip allows. We build the title, taglines, plot and cast from the details you supply. You set the humour intensity and flag anything off-limits.
Will they look recognisable?+
We use your reference photographs to preserve likeness. Clear, well-lit photos give the best result. We can't guarantee an exact match, but recognisable characters are the whole point.
Digital or printed?+
Both. The digital edition is a high-quality PDF delivered electronically. The printed edition is a premium physical poster — available once printing and shipping are configured.